Top 10 Why I Nevers of the moment

(replace the 3 dots with "Why I Never")

Wait first the back story , some how I have taken this thing to fit everything and I think I have personally transformed "Why I Never" into a manly statement I usually say it with the evil face that includes teeth clenched and fist balled up.

1)Muslim brothers selling bootleg DVD's on the train... (isn't there some kind of conflict in that , and I thought they were supposed to be better then the rest of us. They need to just keep to black soap , incense, oils and Bean Pies.)

2) Fanny Packs... (I can't do it man I'm sick of it and I have been ranting about them for a good 8 years now it has to stop and the summer just really brings them back.)

3) That blue tooth shit in every ones ear... (There is a women at my job that walks around with it all day , aint nobody trying to call her ass. People need to stop it, so what u got blue tooth nobody cares.)

4) The Black Gay Illuminati... (You know who I'm talking about the infamous clicks that seem to be in the middle of everything. I don't know, I have always been against clicks I always thought it was cool to not blend in and to not seek acceptance but to be you and people will learn to accept it and in most cases envy you for it. And also since when did gay people become so elitest I mean damn you would think a group like black gay men in the situations we are in would be more about loving and accepting one another because we are all we got in some cases. Also its not that I have as much issues with the clicks as I do the people who idolize them . Wtf, Put your sunglasses on so you can feel cool and do you.)

5) Kissing Flavor Flav... (Disclaimer:I hate admitting I even watch that show because it takes black folks back hundreds of years. Any how when I see those girls kissing him I almost throw up in my mouth and it never fails the same reaction every time. No amount of shine on TV would allow me to be able to kiss flavor flav.)

6) Extremely trendy people... ( I follow some trends sometimes if I like them but there are some people who are on every turn in fashion. I mean damn throw some of you in it. And as far as gay dudes are concerned I thought we was supposed to be individuals when you step in clubs now adays every one has that multicolored baseball cap on and the wwf wrestling belt around their waist they are all looking the same wackkkk. Sometimes you look so much hotter if you keep it simple anyhow. )

7) No Fems, no fats... (Disclaimer: I am neither fem or fat , god forbid some one would think that I'd die a lonely death because their aren't other options out there, I'm being sarcastic. When I see some one post that it kind of turns me off because they are in a way proclaiming some sort of supremacy. And just because one may post that doesn't mean people can't put on their acting game and become who you would want, beleive me I have seen it. I'm saying though dudes need to get out of that evil ass superficial mode if you don't like some one you don't have to kick it with them. If a fat dude hits u up and you don't like it you don't have to respond. If you slip up and go on a date with a fem dude its not the end of the world you don't have to marry dude but you also don't have the right to disrespect dude he is a person also.)

8) H&M underwear... ( I saw a dude in the train station the other day on the platform he proceeded to opening his pants and tucking his shirt in. As I observed him further and watched him proceed to putting his hand in his pants and readjusting his package and pulling at his thighs and all I realized what his problem was . He had on the H&M underwear. I have had this issue myself before , I cant fucks with them. I only put them on if I know I'm about to get some so dude can get the sexy underwear affect and they come off with in 30 minutes. That lycra and shit in them isn't the best for the black mans proportions. We have a lot of booty and some thighs sometimes and when you walk they end up riding up and crushing your balls. One day this happened to me and I thought I was going to have to some home and ice them down. Sidebar: All the play dude was doing with his underwear was a great midday turn on and the booty was nice I wanted it.)

9) All these white girls doing the Missy Elliot thing and making googobs more then her... (Lets see, the formula is a hot beat and a nonsense rhyme and if you can throw in a Timbaland affiliation then its all the more better ie. Gwen Stefani "Holla Back Girl" , Nelly Furtado "Promiscuous" and Fergie "London Bridge")

10) Psuedo-Bohos... (I hate people who join the boho movement just to be into something knowing they love to eat meat, they don't read books,they have dreds because they think they look cuter that way, they prefer beyonce over Jill Scott anyday etc. They just need to keep it real , I'm always grouped in with the bohos but I don't claim it like that, I'm no vegan , hell I even eat pork and could care less what people think about it. I'm just me I'm a little bit boho, I'm a little bit backpacker, I'm a little bit old school hip hop and when the beyonce of the moment song comes on I have no shame in dancing to it but I would never be caught dead buying one of her CD's)