Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Gay Man's Survey

1. What is the first thing you notice about the same sex? gotta say a handsome clean cut face or a handsome scruffy face.
2. Which male celebrity would you want as a love slave? MOs Def , Common,

3. Gift card winner at work!...which store do you reach for?Urban outfitters, after i put a few dollars to it i can buy a shirt or something.

.4. Admit it, are you a size queen? No way

5. What store do you base your fashion sense on?
a mix of urban outfitters, canal jeans, american eagle outfitters and H&M
6. If you could improve gay pride, what would you improve?I would offer more daytime events (ie. street fare, pic-nic, pool parties etc.)that would be more inclusive to younger people. I would also show those younger people what the older people are doing because i have been to the daytime events and they fascinate me because they are decades ahead of me as far as loving and accepting themselves and having well rounded lives and families.

7. Have you marched in a gay pride parade?
nope not my style

8. Honestly, how many times do you go to the gym?
when im in that zone 3-4 times a week

9. Honestly, how many nights do you go out with the boys?
im assuming this is gay boys, i would say ono to two times a month.
10. How long was your last relationship?
3 long ass months
11. What would you do the moment gay marriage is approved by voters?
i dont know i know i wouldnt get married.
13. Where would you want to have your gay wedding?
in a nice quiet private place out side on a cliff facing the water.
14. Who do you want to be there?
My immidiate family and close and personal friends only , no pitty or political invites

15. What kind of food/ who would cater your gay wedding ?
Soul food ofcourse and maybe some indian food thrown in there.

16. Who is your diva?Jill Scott hands down, and Diana Rss if you want to go classic on me.

17. Which type of gay man do you avoid?Evil bitches, and girly adolescent acting dudes . also dudes who are about only clothes and fashion and have nothing else to contribute to the world.

18. What qualities do you look for in a man?
Inteligence, good looks , masculinity , cultured and knows how to stemulate my mind. some one whose conversation makes me feel tingly
19. What exotic gay locale would you travel to?Brazil
20.what s ong are you tired of hearing?
well i dont have one now but a few months ago it was "i might as well have cheated on you" by keshia Cole, i remember screaming at the Tv/Radio "then go ahead and cheat Bitch and stop whining about it damn"
21. Which club/bar in your gay neighborhood do you wish would just close down because its so tired?
Cant think of one , if they are kind of wack i wont go. i wouldnt even say that about chi chis because its always a good way to get a much needed self esteem boost.

22. Admit it, have you gone thru a vegetarian/vegan phase?
i havent and will not but i think vegans and vegiterians are hot .
23. Which restaurant/type of restaurant would you take a date?
any place where there is intimate seating where we can talk freely and gaze into each others eyes if we feel we should ( damn whatever happened to those days , oh yeah thats right i limit the eye contact these days)
24. How much can you bench?
depends on when was the last time i been to the gym
25. What one part of the male anatomy always get your attention?
a nice ass
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26. Whole Foods or Bristol Farms? Whole Foods, there is mad eye candy in there , i dont even know what bristol farms is .
27. Do you donate clothes you dont use anymore?
uhhhhh i need to
28. What do you think of Paris Hilton's new singing career?
I dont liek that racist heffa
29. Did you know Godiva Chocolates contain preservatives?
I'm more of a snickers guy.

30. What would you rather watch, hot boys laying out, hot boys playing volleyball or hot boys washing cars?
Playing basketball
31. Do you go return to work late from your 10 minute break?
when i had a job where i could do that i did it all the time but not now.
32. Where do you want to have your dream house?
It would be right here in nyc, preferably in brooklyn or harlem
33. Whats your favorite cologne? Marc jacobs and burberry touch
34. Whats your favorite cologne on him?
Jean paul Gautier gets me opennnnnnnn.
35. Have you worn red to a gay day at an amusement park?
never heard of that
36. What are your favorite TV shows?
pretty much all the reality shows, my name is earl , everybody hates chris, the office, sienfeld re runs and martin
37. Admit it, which TV DVD collection do you own?Roots, and i will own Noah's Arc in a few days :)
39. Admit it, did you ever have a sugar daddy?
never , if old men didnt gross me out i'd consider it but probably my moral foundation would get in the way
40. What is the drink you always order at the club/bar?
Vodca and orange juice.
41. Finish the sentence...when I go to a house party, I avoid....having to stand in one place. i liek to be able to move around but usually i end up in that one place.
42. What embarassing moment are you constantly reminded of?
when i was in high school this guy who i liked that was nice to me but probably didnt get down, we did a show together and while changing backstage one of my nuts fell out of my boxer and i coulf feel the breaze and he was just looking at me like dude are you going to put your nut back in your boxer and i was almost frozen because i was so embarassed
43. What does your last text message say? some ass crack joke i was sending my home girl
44. Admit it, which fast food restaurant lures you each and every time?
all of them but wendys for some reason i think is more healthy then the rest
45. Your date just scored tickets...which singer/performer do you hope they are?
Jilly,
46. Admit it, do you lie about your age?
never , happy to still be alive and rocking out
47. What is your favorite sex position?not important who even still does sex these days lol
48. What movie, in theatres right now, would you take a date?
oh i dont know whats in the movies
49. What movie, in theatres now, would you NOT take a date?
same as 48
50. You're the tour guide...where would you take an out-of-towner who is unfamiliar with your city? harlem, times square, LES, the village and maybe downtown brooklyn.

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